Anonymous asked: I'm kind or offended that you don't remember tbh. I'm a girl who likes the D if that helps ;))))) hahahahaha

unkemptly:

Gee, wow that narrows it down to all the heterosexual females I’ve ever encountered on Tumblr hmmm

Anon Hour

this made me laugh so hard oh my god

pssssst, kristen, get more tattoo’s please
(obvioulsy edited from a bunch of people’s different tattoo’s throughout the internet.)

pssssst, kristen, get more tattoo’s please

(obvioulsy edited from a bunch of people’s different tattoo’s throughout the internet.)

“I want you, and I want you forever. One lifetime is simply not enough for me.”

#k

Inspired by this (x)

the twilight sagabest moments [asked by anon]
the twilight saga: breaking dawn, part 1 by facebook | inspired
#rk
#YES
lookintohisheart:

I SHIT YOU NOT I REMEMBER WHEN THIS INTERVIEW FIRST CAME OUT AND THE FIRST THOUGHT IN M MIND WAS. THEY DID THE DO.

lookintohisheart:

I SHIT YOU NOT I REMEMBER WHEN THIS INTERVIEW FIRST CAME OUT AND THE FIRST THOUGHT IN M MIND WAS. THEY DID THE DO.

#rk
#CUTE
Chris: Drabble Battle 4

madloveforrk:

When they first heard the word “Robsten” and their reaction;)

His snort drew her attention.  Staring across the room, she waited for him to let her in on what he found so amusing, but he was too engrossed in whatever was on his computer.  Turning her attention back to her book, she reread a couple of sentences, but didn’t make it any further when Rob snorted again and burst out into a full belly laugh. 

“What?”  She asked, snapping her attention back to him. 

Holding up his finger to signal to her that he would tell her in a minute, he continued to shake with laughter. 

“What?”  Kristen nearly whined as she stumbled off the end of the bed and made her way across the hotel room. 

“I just…I…oh…” Rob tried.  Reaching out to her, he hooked his finger in her belt loop and drug her closer.  “Um…how do you feel about Brangelina?” 

“Ummm?  As people or…” she stammered as she tried to figure out what answer he was looking for. 

“Bennifer?”  He tried again as his laughter picked up. 

Befuddled, Kristen leaned into the computer to try and figure out what he was going on about.  When she saw what had him so amused, she groaned and flopped down in his lap. 

“It’s better than Bennifer, but not as cool as Brangelina, if you ask me,” he wheezed as he held her tight and buried his face against her back. 

“Robsten?”  Kristen tried the name on her tongue and started to chuckle.  “Are they serious?”  She twisted on his lap as he lifted his face so they could make eye contact. 

Shrugging, he bit the insides of his cheeks to try and stifle his laughter.  “It could be worse,” he mumbled as Kristen started to laugh harder. 

“Yeah,” she nodded and let out a huge guffaw.  “It could have been Kribert!” 

Rob released his cheeks from between his teeth as his eyebrows shot upward and his mouth dropped open.  “Jesus,” he breathed and shook his head before he dissolved into another round of laughter.  “Lucky Us!” 

#r

CANNES ROB [Part 1/2]

themadones4:

why is she so pretty?????

themadones4:

why is she so pretty?????